Yeah. While I had just as much fun as you did mocking Britney's new Sinead O'Connor look, she will never be as hot as Natalie Portman with the baldness, people!

And only the people at BetUS have up props on what will become of Miss Britney now that she's had 24 hours in rehab, a new haircut, and new tattoos (and possibly no children, at the rate she's going):


She will come out as a Lesbian (+200): I wouldn't want to see this, and you probably wouldn't want to see this either. I mean, unless you're one of those people who really likes beer bongs.

She will request Asylum on Hollywood Squares (+10000): Is this show still on? I mean, I still catch it on GSN every so often, but I thought it was cancelled after Whoopi left. Make Brit the middle square!

She will join a Christian cult (+2000): If she does that, her tattoo would have to be "Skanking it up for Jesus." Or even better: "I'm Bringing JesusBack, y'all!"

She will get dropped by her label (+300): Now, realistically, this is probably your best bet. 'Cause the thing is, her work on the new album is rumored to be so horrible that there's nothing that could save it. And if that falls apart, there's really going to be nothing for her to fall back on. And that's where the real drama goes down, people, and we get to watch all of it.

Labels: BetUS, Britney Spears, random

posted by Kari at 10:36 AM