You may or may not believe this, but I never travel without my entrouage. When I roll out of my pad in the morning, at a MINIMUM I have my stylist ('cause somebody needs to tell me how to match my jeans and t-shirt), two "bodyguards" and at least three hangers-on for appearance. Sometimes my "business manager" rolls with me, too. It makes me feel important and it lets the world know that I'm worthy of having people follow me for no reason other than that I'm really super cool.

I might consider letting you join my posse if you ask nicely. For real.

Anyway, you know who else never travels without a posse? Musicians. And you know where they like to bring their posse? To the Grammy Awards. And then, when those musicians win a Grammy Award, they like to invite their entire posse on stage to accept the award with them. That posse may or may not have had anything to do with the actual success of the record that just won the Grammy, but they make that artist look really cool. I mean, that musician MUST be popular if all of those people want to ride in his limo to the Grammy's and hang with him all night, right?

At Bodog right now, you can actually throw money down on how many people will be on stage at one time when the largest posse of the night cruises up to accept an award. You can get over 11.5 people at -120 and under 11.5 people at -120. And no, I don't know what a half person is, unless we're counting Mini Me.

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Applications for my posse now being taken.

Labels: Grammys

posted by pregamejocelyn at 2:02 PM