So, two-thirds of the Dancing with the Stars finale was last night. Here's your run down:

1. Laila Ali danced a sexy, hot, lovely paso doble. Then there was some unfortunate freestyle routine where she were silver shorts and did hip hop. Their total score for the night was 55 points. Maksim took his shirt off and all the women-folk and gay men loved it. Probably audience member Lance Bass loved it the most. I really wanted Laila to win, but that freestyle didn't do her any favors. Then again, she appealed to America about how she's a bigger girl during the interview, so thousands of sympathetic folk may vote for her based on that. (Bodog odds on Laila are 5/2. Click to bet on Laila to win!)

2. My future husband Apolo Anton Ohno danced a rumba that felt more like a Dance America competition number I saw once when I was in high school, but it was super entertaining. Then they danced a freestyle with blindfolds on. They're probably going to win and we all know it. Their final score for the night was 58. Sexy bitches. That is all. (Bodog odds on Apolo are 2/3. Click to bet on Apolo to win).

3. Joey Fatone wore pants that were way too tight while dancing a cha-cha that looked more like an 'Nsync number. In fact, there's some puppet choreography that came right out of "Bye, Bye, Bye." And let me just say, if you're going to incorporate 'Nsync choreography, YOU OWE IT TO THE FANS TO USE THE SIGNATURE "BYE, BYE,BYE" MOVE. You know the one I'm talking about. The Pac-Man hand across the chest move. Exactly. The the freestyle, which was amazing and had a zillion lifts, but Joey once again wore pants that were way too tight. (Bodog odds on Fatone are 3/2. Click to bet on Joey to win.)

So I have no idea who will really win. I'm doubting it will be Fatone, but it could be either of the other couples. I'll watch all two hours of the finale. Not. I'll flip back and forth while Idol is on.

Labels: Dancing With The Stars

posted by pregamejocelyn at 11:53 AM