All from this week, people. The end is near.

1. Paris Hilton has found God and purpose. That plus my neighbor, the psychic who was once on a plane with Paris told me that Paris is definitely touched by the spirit. She didn't mean vodka.

2. Age of Love: This show makes "The Real World: Las Vegas" look like Masterpiece Freakin' Theatre. Mark Philippoussis, yes, professional tennis player that he is, must find true love among twelve women. Six are in their forties and six are in their twenties. The women in their forties? Smart and accomplished. The women in their twenties? Dumb as rocks. You tell me what he'll do. But don't be a fool. Tune in to watch this train wreck on Monday.

3. Did I mention Reunited: The Real World Las Vegas: This is a show in which former Real World Las Vegas alumni come back and relive the experience. EVEN THE ONE WHO IS NOW MARRIED WITH CHILDREN. Oh my God. People. Give it up. You're not that sexy any more (except for Alton and Trishelle). Embarassing. I'm watching every episode.

4. Rosie O'Donnell possibly replacing Bob Barker? Nooooooooooooo. Please, no. Bob Barker was a sweet old man who wanted us to take care of our pets. Rosie O'Donnell is, well, Rosie. I really don't want her political commentary while somebody's trying to guess the price of toothpaste.

5. America's Got Talent: Just watch an hour. Then wonder why American students don't take math or science classes any longer.

Labels: age of love, America's Got Talent, Paris Hilton, real world, reality, Rosie O'Donnell

posted by pregamejocelyn at 5:27 PM