Listen, most people would tell you that I'm a mess. I party too much. I drink too much. I shop at Forever 21. But the women of Hollywood make me look put together.

Firstly, there's Lindsay and her 54 millionth drug arrest. She says she's innocent and those weren't her drugs. We laugh at that. And I do a shot of vodka in honor of L.L, because she makes me look put together.

Then there's Britney. And word on the street is that during her recent interview with "OK" magazine she went to the restroom repeatedly without shutting the door and then her dog went to the bathroom on a multi-thousand dollar gown. And I do a shot of Jack Daniels (something a little more white trash) in honor of Britney, because she makes me look put together.

And then, finally, there are the women of Age of Love. Yelling, arguing, drunk on Patron, a twenty something convincing the bachelor himself that a 39 year old woman had tried to manipulate her, hiding out in tents. Those women are CRAZY. I used to think that he'd for sure pick a forty year old, but the longer the show goes on, the crazier the old women seem. You can bet it though. Chances that Mark will pick a "kitten" are -300 at Bodog and chances that he'll pick a "cougar" are +200. Go, enjoy. And I drink a shot of Patron to the women of Age of Love because they make me look put together.

Kittens? Yes, Kittens.

Labels: age of love, Britney Spears, lindsay lohan

posted by pregamejocelyn at 12:45 PM