Mr. Vegas is gone, the boxer is gone, and there are some celebs that are right on the edge of elimination now that the number of pairs are slowly dwindling. What kind of drama is going to happen this week? Some unexpected drama, that's what.

First up was Marie Osmond, who actually had a decent dance. But I really can't say much more than that after she passed out (and of course, I had to post it, because it actually is awesome in a morbid way):



She got a 21, which is on the low end, but her fainting may just give her the sympathy vote this week.

The first thing I thought when I saw Jane Seymour was, "Her body looks great." It also helps that it was looking pretty good already going into this competition, and the dancing is just toning her up. My jealousy knows no bounds, and her 26 is solid enough to keep her in this week.

If there was someone who should be next on the chopping block (especially after Scary Spice's surprise showing in the bottom 2 last week), it's Mark Cuban. Before, it was like, "Okay, he's holding his own," but now I'm just over him. It's getting pretty obvious now that we're halfway through that he's not going to improve. With the low 21, it doesn't bode well for him.

Sabrina Bryan is my hero. She's got a little extra baggage and brings the pain every week. That's all. I'm pretty sure she's going to be Top 2 unless something bad happens to her. I mean, not to curse her, but this season's been a little, well, off-kilter, to say the least. Her 28 came as no surprise.

Jennie Garth. The girl is still cute, but she may have already blown out all the improvements she's had over the past few weeks since the slip. Her 25 will keep her in, for now. At least, I expect. But I wouldn't be surprised if she's bottom two at elimination.

Oh, Helio Castroneves, what happened to you? You've been bringing the cute lil' Latin heat since the beginning, and now you stiffen up all of a sudden? Did you blow your wad already? Say it ain't so. His 23 is on the low end, and spells trouble before the voting.

Okay, so I'll forgive Mel B. for dancing to one of her own songs, but only because she was sick and had to fly the 11-hour trip to London twice over the course of the week. But just this one time. She did look fantastic, though. 29 should keep her out of the bottom two.

Cameron Mathison is starting to break out a little bit, and I think he's the guys' official hope to win. But, I have to admit, he's getting just a tad obnoxious, and I'm not sure if that's soap residue or not. (Get it? Soap, res-- oh, forget it.) His 26 will probably launch him past Helio until next week.

Labels: Cameron Mathison, Dancing With The Stars, fainting, Helio Castroneves, Jane Seymour, Jennie Garth, Marie Osmond, Mark Cuban, Sabrina Bryan, Scary Spice

posted by Kari at 10:00 AM