America, what is wrong with you? You could've sent the doll-hawking Marie Osmond home, but no, you had to send America's Sweetheart Sabrina Bryan home, who is clearly better than everyone except for, like, Mel B.

I mean, look at how cute this woman is. She was representing for the real women in the audience, and now I can't trust you, America. I can't trust you to vote for someone who clearly brings it every. Single. Week.

I guess this just means we have to all get behind Scary Spice, which wasn't really my plan all along, but America, you forced my hand.

Labels: Dancing With The Stars, eliminations, ranting, Sabrina Bryan

posted by Kari at 1:18 PM