I have to be honest, when I heard this week that Britney's little 16 year-old sister was pregnant, I laughed a little. I couldn't help it. Don't get me wrong: I do think it's a little disturbing, however not altogether surprising. I mean, this is the same gene pool that brought you such hits as: "Barefoot In The Public Restoom," "The 54 Hour Marriage," "The Worst (And Yet Best) VMA Performance Ever," and "Stabbing Cars With Umbrellas (Ellas-Ellas-Ellas)." You know, amongst other things.

betUS has ever so kindly put up a nice little bunch of Jamie-Lynn props for us to peruse, but my favorite is the "Birds Of A Feather" prop. (To see the props, click on "Future/Props," then "Entertainment Props," then on "Jaime Lynn Spears Props.")

If she'll be pictured pantyless by December 31, 2008 at +500: She may be on the verge of getting fired by Nickelodeon, but I don't think she'll go that far when she gets older. Then again, there is the idea of her looking up to her big sister. And frankly, that gives me shivers.

Will she shave her head by December 31, 2008 at +750: I get the feeling it might be Britney with the crazy streak. Then again, post-partum depression can really get to new mothers, can't it?

Jamie Lynn to have 2 children by the age of 20 at -125: This wouldn't surprise me at all, especially if she gets all caught up with either her current dude or a future dude to be determined in the next 4 years.

Whether or not she'll be in a Paternity suit +400: With the way things are going with the Spearses, I thought this would've had better odds. Seriously. When folks like K-Fed are looking good connected to your family, maybe it's time to step back and take stock of who we're letting into our naughty bits.

Labels: babies, BetUS, Britney Spears, Jaime Lynn Spears, teenage mama drama

posted by Kari at 12:59 PM