Maybe it's the holidays or something, but every girl in Hollywood is either getting a ring or a baby. What's the deal, people? It looks like the big trend in 2008 is going to be the shotgun wedding. Which begs the questions: who's the next starlet to get a big 'ol rock on her perfectly manicured finger? betUS has a few guesses into who might be next:





Britney Spears (+400): She's got some of the best odds, well, because she's Britney. I don't think her meltdown is over yet, and she's still young enough to get another 52 hour marriage under her belt, you know? I think it's just a matter of which bloke needs the most publicity.





Paris Hilton (+400): Paris hasn't even gone through a fake engagement yet. What is wrong with this girl? She's supposed to be a pro at this. But, she just lost her inheritance from her grandfather, so I wouldn't be surprised if she latches on to any man with money and moving parts next year. Anyone? Anyone? Just as long as it's not an upstanding guy with good values, I think we'll approve.






Jessica Simpson (+1000): With quarterback Tony Romo losing a game with her in the box, I don't think Cowboys fans would be too thrilled if they ended up engaged. Dallas doesn't strike me as a rioting city, but that might just happen. Go long, Jess! Catch the Hail Mary! Oh, wait. She's a cheerleader, right?




Lindsay Lohan (+700): You never know. She's been hanging out with that dude she met in rehab quite a bit lately, so you never know what kind of withdrawal-symptom craziness could happen. She's lucky she hasn't lost an appendage yet, let alone a drunken drive-through marriage here in Vegas. I know you think I'm kidding when I say that, but I'm serious. Seriously. She might think getting married is good therapy. Don't ask me how that all works, though.


Cameron Diaz (+1600): Didn't she say something about never wanting to get married or something? She was with Justin for so long it felt like they were just going to be one of those couples of Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn or something. I wouldn't put it past her, considering she looks like the type with a hippie streak.

Labels: BetUS, Britney Spears, Cameron Diaz, engagements, Jessica Simpson, lindsay lohan, Paris Hilton

posted by Kari at 12:38 PM