The really old folks are gone from Dancing With The Stars, and thank God, 'cause at least they all make facial expressions.

Dear Shannon Elizabeth,

Don't talk about not having hips. You're of Middle-Eastern decent. Guess what, you're next. We mean, if Marissa doesn't eat you first. If you don't believe us, check the betting guide. For reals.

love, us.

Mariah on American Idol last night was just an hour of Pure Awesome. Unfortunately, it's looking like Carly, Brooke, and (gasp!) Little Artichoke might be in the bottom three. If it's not Artichoke, it's probably going to be Castro.

Then again, our little Aussie hottie was gone last week just because he went first, so you never know what's going to happen. Again.

Labels: American Idol, Dancing With The Stars, Mariah Carey, Priscilla Presley, Shannon Elizabeth

posted by Kari at 12:59 PM