Will Syesha mess up on purpose tonight? It's like AI is just another version of Pulp Fiction where the producers are Marcellus Wallace and Syesha is Bruce Willis's character Butch and they're telling her to throw the fight... or else. But this time, she can't just sneak out the back door with the money and take the hog out to Mexico with her French boyfriend.

Yeah, so that dragged out a little too long.

It'll be a battle of the Davids next week. Tonight, though, we'll see how little Archuleta does without his Dad whipping coaching him on what to sing. Considering they are singing three songs and one of them is a song they themselves choose, it's almost too obvious who's the favorite. But I might be biased, because Cook has somehow lost that second chin, and it actually made him more attractive. The betting guide says one David has an advantage over the other.

Dear America,

Please, please, please tell me you didn't vote for Cristi´n. But you probably did because you have a soft spot for hot Latin dudes, even though Jason Taylor was hot enough not to hurt himself for sympathy votes. Do us all a favor and just send him home next week and make him feel the heat from the discoball trophy like Marie did.

Love, us.

Labels: American Idol, Betting guides, Dancing With The Stars

posted by Kari at 10:52 AM