Seriously. I didn't know this guy's name. But that's probably why he got kicked off on the second episode. All I know was that he was wearing a polo shirt, breast jacket, white shorts, and loafers during that runway show. How did he even get on this show?

Speaking of people who got on this show, why the hell is Stella here? She reminds me of my friends who used to live out in the boondocks of Vegas, wearing Harley shirts, drinking canned beer, and leaving empty cigarette butts upright on the corners of tables. If Anna Nicole were still alive, I'm sure she'd love Stella.

This seems to be the most whiney group of folks they've ever had. And not even evil, Wendy Pepper-whiney. It doesn't even feel like whiney with a purpose. Though I'm warming to Suede after this past challenge (how'd they score Natalie freaking Portman, by the way?), I'm waiting for him to go off on someone. He seems like the type, considering he talks about himself in the third person.

It's too early to say who's standing out, because most of the folks who move on are in the "You got a good score, you can leave the runway" herd. You could say either Joe or Daniel could really start to hit their stride in a few weeks, but the editors always cut to Daniel with this disgusted look on his face that he doesn't win the challenges, so that might be a hint that there's some larger dramarama at work.

I'm still getting over the shock that Natalie Portman wanted to do Project Runway. At least she didn't do it while it's on Lifetime. Man, credibility is a bitch.

Labels: Project Runway, recaps

posted by Kari at 7:52 AM