It looks like The Beef is going to have another mug shot, and are we all really that surprised? His hand surgery over the weekend is merely just... uh... a slap on the wrist in the whole karmic scheme of things. I'm sorry about that sentence. It's early.

Listen. I get that you make a lot of money and want to own your own car, feel some kind of normalcy in the world. Great. But Jesus, couldn't you afford to get a cab? Or a damn driver? What is with these people who have boatloads of money somehow getting into avoidable accidents with their superfluous vehicles? Are we going to have to start a pool on who's going to get into the next tragic drunk driving accident? We haven't had any James Dean-esque driving accidents in years.

Labels: jail time, Shia Lebouf

posted by Kari at 7:58 AM