So you may have heard about the new trend in plastic surgery being filler instead of the lift. Basically it involves ladies getting injected with their own fat in their face. Now, this could end up a win-win for us because not only do we get to see stupid stars get their faces to look like the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man when the surgery doesn't take, but us ladies with fat faces get to rule the world! Awesome! For at least 6 months!

Now, that's gonna look really dumb: stick-thin celebrities with ginormous cheeks and crazy puffy features. Maybe that'll teach them that they need to actually, you know, eat instead of doing so much coke that they stop eating.

Labels: fat faces, Madonna

posted by Kari at 7:50 AM