Shannon went home to cry on her huge pillow (of Derek Hough)
Let the mascara run, girl, let it run. I love how she'd completely overreacted to this whole show. It could've made the whole specatular better, if she'd, like, improved or something. But no.
Okay, so about the Cristián situation: I'm pretty sure cramping your forearm muscle has nothing to do with dancing. I mean, I'm not a dude, so I wouldn't know for sure, but it seems like a pretty suspect injury for the type of, um, activity he's doing. Just saying. Check the updated guide.
Then there was Neil Diamond night on AI, and man, it could've been as awesome as Mariah week a couple of weeks ago, but it was just a trainwreck all around. Paula saved us with a well-timed, drunk night. We haven't had one of those in awhile. Thanks, Paula! Check the updated guide.
Right. So David Blaine is going live on Oprah tomorrow to try and break the world record for holding his breath under water. He's got to beat 16 minutes and 14 seconds in order for anyone to care. That, or, like, suffer some serious brain damage or, like, die.
And, once again, Bodog has the odds on whether the magician-- er, "illusionist"-- will really break the record tomorrow on Oprah's stage. Yes is at +120 and No is at -160, which means that it's probably not going to happen, despite the fact that he's been working out like a madman to prepare. But that doesn't mean we won't like watching him suffer.
Anyway, this parody video of his "Street Magic" series is much more entertaining anyway. Unless Dave does this same look during his breath-holding that this guy does in the video. Then I might change my mind about his douche-ness.
...but does he miss playing a doctor on TV? Will Dr. Doug Ross return to County General Hospital in Chicago? The ratings for ER have been declining pretty steadily over its 14-year run, and I'm sure bringing Georgie back would give them a nice little ratings boost. Bodog has the odds on whether Dr. Ross will make a comeback this season: with Yes at -110 and No at -130, it's pointing a little towards No, but you never know with George. He likes to keep us all guessing.
Our servers were attacked over the weekend, but now things are back to normal.
Dancing With The Stars and American Idol betting guides are updated. This week? Well, we do feel bad for Marlee, and really, were you that surprised that she went this week?
Seriously? This was about a month too late, if you ask us here in the office. Even Mariah's goosebumps couldn't help her.
The betting guide is updated, as always, for your convienience. Our favorite little chubby face David Cook is just edging out little Artichoke for being the favorite.
The really old folks are gone from Dancing With The Stars, and thank God, 'cause at least they all make facial expressions.
Dear Shannon Elizabeth,
Don't talk about not having hips. You're of Middle-Eastern decent. Guess what, you're next. We mean, if Marissa doesn't eat you first. If you don't believe us, check the betting guide. For reals.
love, us.
Mariah on American Idol last night was just an hour of Pure Awesome. Unfortunately, it's looking like Carly, Brooke, and (gasp!) Little Artichoke might be in the bottom three. If it's not Artichoke, it's probably going to be Castro.
Then again, our little Aussie hottie was gone last week just because he went first, so you never know what's going to happen. Again.
Sorry about the delay. It's been pretty boring around these parts.
But, Naomi Campbell isn't boring. In fact, she beats bitches up. There's really no other way to say it. The girl is hardcore. Bodog wants to know, after her latest airline rumble, if she'll actually see jail time or even probation in 2008.
I think she'll see some probation once she gets to court, but the Yes is -105, which is not as likely as No, which is at -135.
Also: Mariah Week on Idol. Don't think we didn't look up all her #1's on Wikipedia to guess who's going to do what song tonight. Quick picks? Archuleta's doing "Hero," Cook is doing "Vision of Love," and Castro's doing "We Belong Together." It's gonna be awesome, people.
Yes, people. I watched a couple of hours of "Yo! MTV Raps" weekend on MTV Hits this past weekend, and when they played Bobby Brown's "Every Little Step," I started doing the Running Man in my living room.
No joke. That's my jam.
Bobby's coming out with a new book called Bobby Brown: The Truth, The Whole Truth and Nothing But, and there's already been some heat about Whitney being the one who got Bobby into hard drugs.
Bodog wonders if Bob-bay is gonna get sued when the book comes out: Yes is at -150 and No is at +110
Let the mascara run, girl, let it run. I love how she'd completely overreacted to this whole show. It could've made the whole specatular better, if she'd, like, improved or something. But no.
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