This season just seems so uneventful, I almost forget that I should be watching this show. I mean, there are some characters, but they're so one-dimensionally annoying I don't know whether or not I should be angry or just be completely apathetic, because once you do a challenge about SATURN and how to make dresses out of SATURN car parts, maybe it's time to just run the rest of the season on Lifetime already.
So Leanne won with this (actually very) hot vinyl number, which I'm sure all the fetishists went nuts over. And Leanne seems a little more humble without the nerdiness factor that's overly creepy. And Keith from Utah, who looks like an underground rapper or something, cried that he doesn't get enough opportunity living in Utah. Then move out, dipstick! Jesus.
Lance Bass is looking trés fab during his rehersals for the new season of DWTS. If you'd bet on him making this season's roster, you won a couple of summer bucks. Maybe you bought a drink or something. Mmmm. Drinks.
And if you look at this season's bunch of stars, no one really stands out to win. Kim Karadishian, Toni Braxton, Susan Lucci, Jeffrey Ross, and former NFL player Warren Sapp are all on up to win the mirrorball trophy at the end of the year. Right now it looks more like a glorious trainwreck than anything else. But you never know. One of these folks may just surprise you.
The only reason I love posting about Amy Winehouse is because I can do it without feeling guilty or hypocritical. Crack is wack, yo. That doesn't mean I don't pity this poor lady, because addiction is a hard thing to deal with. And, you know, her husband's in jail, so that's got to be weighing on her.
That being said, there's a new video out on the Interwebs this week of Amy snorting the yayo in an English nightclub. I know, I know, it's not all that shocking to know that. But it's causing her whole family to speak out and even suggest that she get arrested in order to learn her lesson.
There should be some odds on whether something major will happen to her by the end of the year. Because the way things are looking right now, I've got the under that it's something serious by January 1st.
After what seemed like a decade, Gwen and Gavin finally had another son over the weekend. Congrats to them on the new bundle of joy. Now, while you may think a girl from Anaheim might not be the type to name her kid something strange, though some folks thought Kingston for her first son was a little weird. (Considering the influence Reggae has on her music, naming your kid after a Jamaican town isn't all that surprising.)
But this one they named Zuma. I'm sure it's a common name... somewhere, but I hate to say the first thing I thought of was the Numa Numa kid. It's very terrible.
Sorry, couldn't be helped. Congrats to Gwen and Gavin!
And how much do I love Chris March? He's probably my favorite person that's ever been on that show. So they finally do a challenge that he would've kicked everyone's ass in last year, but weren't... man enough to do it. But, better late than never. And better that it's New York queens, because over in L.A., they can't even compete.
Anyway. I'm pretty sure that because I loath both Blayne and Suede, that means they'll go pretty far in this competition. I hate that. It happens almost every year. But at least, most of the time, the loathed people kinda redeem themselves at the finale. These guys? Not seeing that so much.
I loved Kelli's kimono piece. Went a little in the direction of a really effed up Bjork, if that's even possible. But Joe did deserve the win, too. I mean, a pink sailor's pantsuit? Holy crap, genius.
And who got the boot? That's right, creepy Daniel. Get all these creepy folks out of the way early. Plus, does he even get fashion? Clearly over the past 2 challenges it's like he's been completely clueless.
I guess once a Hollywood actress stops wearing the uniform tight-fitting clothes to show off her perfectly anorexic body and starts wearing frumpy regular-people clothes, that means she's pregnant right? Right? I mean, a girl can't just have a day off from being made up and perfectly dressed. She's gotta be all hot landscaped all the time, right? I mean, I'm the frumpiest person you could ever meet, but I'm pretty sure that celebrities are people too. I think. I've been to L.A., and most of the people there seem like people and not strange cybernetic beings or whatever. I mean, when I'm wearing loose-fitting clothes, that just means I don't give a crap that day. Really.
...and is actually surprises us that no other celesbians decided to rock the new gay marriage in California. You would think some of these chicks need the publicity. I guess it made more sense for Rosie to make a stink about it up in San Francisco. Then again, that turns it political. But, Ellen's already blazed such a trail already, maybe this wedding, as low key as it was, seemed more anti-climactic. Either way, congrats to the newlyweds! Way to keep it butch-femme.
So, it's been said that it didn't take long for Sir Paul to move on from crazy Heather Mills. In fact, he's moved on to an American heiress who was friends with Paul and his wife Linda who's been gone for 10 years. I guess if you're going to hook up with someone, might as well be someone you know, right? Bodog has the odds on whether Sir Macca will propose by the end of the year. With Yes at -140 and No at -105, it's looking pretty possible. I mean, after that divorce, wouldn't you want to move on and forget about it pretty quickly? That, and well, she's 47, so she's a little more age-appropriate. A little.
But will she actually perform, instead of show up an unfortunate outfit and no rehearsal? She's been all these promos for the September 7th show, so it's looking like she will, but is she just a tease or what? Bodog has the odds on whether she'll perform this year, and it looks like she will. With the Yes at -140 and the No at even money, we're pretty sure she's going to show up and officially launch her comeback. She's got a couple of weeks to get herself together, so we'll see if The Brit can make the magic happen. Whatever that means.
Now betUS is getting in on the Bat-gold action, putting up their own odds on who might be nominated for an Oscar on The Dark Knight.
Of course, Heath is up there to win Best Supporting Actor at -120, which gives him a pretty good shot, but his costars also have odds up. Christian Bale has odds for Best Actor at +1200, which is a big chunk of money to put down, but at even more money is Maggie Gyllenhaal for Best Supporting Actress at +1800. And she's a good actress, but not that good.
It's Dancing With The Stars speculation time (again)
So, on the 25th, ABC's going to announce the next season of Dancing With The Stars, and there's actually been quite a bit of speculation on who'll be next on the roster to vie for the infamous discoball of goodness.
We heard a rumor about former Vice President Dan Quayle being courted for the show, but we all know he'd get kicked off, like, the first week. But he'd still be strangely compelling and creepy to watch. But over at Bodog, our favorite out-of-the-closet N'Syncer Lance Bass could go either way at -120, which makes us think that maybe Joey had so much fun that first season that he talked Lance into it.
And Kim Karadishian's ass may make an appearance, too. I'm sure the guys would love to see it jiggle for six months, and she's also at -120, which means it may or may not happen. I guess it would depend on how much publicity she thinks she might get out of the whole deal, considering she doesn't get enough from having her own reality TV show.
All I know is they'd better have another hot Latin guy this season. It's almost required at this point.
Today feels really weird. I finally caught the latest Project Runway over the weekend, and was shocked by the deaths of Bernie Mac and Issac Hayes. We lost two big greats this weekend, far too soon. Yeah, I don't want to get too deep in here.
RIP, greats.
There's really no good segueway here, but Project Runway had their Olympic episode last week with the hotness that is Apolo Ohno. It was like two great tastes that go great together.
First of all, how much to I love Korto? After the previous week's disaster, she came back with a vengance with this outfit. Nicely done, girl.
Just so you know, I'm over Blayne and Daniel. They both have no clue in different ways and I just want to strangle them both. Hey Daniel, this isn't the 1900's, k? His explanation of his purple was like the Vanilla Ice argument: listen, that's not a blue color with a bunch of red in it, it's goddamn purple, dumbass. And Blayne's going to get skin cancer by 30. Have fun with those moles, dude.
Yeah. Mmmmm. Apolo.
And what the hell was Jennifer's outfit? It wasn't even close to USA colors or even being, you know, sporty. Also, Jennifer was creepy with her earnest innocence. How did she get chosen to be on this show when all she does is dainty outfits? Like, she should've just put some horses on it and called it done. Jesus.
So you may have heard about the new trend in plastic surgery being filler instead of the lift. Basically it involves ladies getting injected with their own fat in their face. Now, this could end up a win-win for us because not only do we get to see stupid stars get their faces to look like the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man when the surgery doesn't take, but us ladies with fat faces get to rule the world! Awesome! For at least 6 months!
Now, that's gonna look really dumb: stick-thin celebrities with ginormous cheeks and crazy puffy features. Maybe that'll teach them that they need to actually, you know, eat instead of doing so much coke that they stop eating.
Okay, so it's probably not the first thing you think of when you hear the name Jenna Jameson, but for her on a personal level, it's possibly a good thing. I know, all the straight men and possibly some lesbians are mourning the news that Jenna Jameson is possibly pregnant, but it's about time a respectable Vegas girl like her starts popping out some little ones.
The news is from the NY Post, which is not exactly the most reputable of sources, but you never know in gossipland these days.
And really? I don't think we don't need to need to imagine where these babies are coming from. I think we've seen enough of Jenna's insides to make a reasonable guess.
No more Playgirl, the world weeps over its back issues
Over the past couple of days, we've been reading about how Playgirl magazine-- which was supposed to be a Playboy for the ladies, with nekkid hot dudes letting their naughty bits hang out, and the occasional famous person whipping theirs out-- is now going completely digital. They've decided to shut down their print version of the mag and leave their wangs just internet-only.
Which would be great, if the average reader of it probably started reading it in the '70s. Which would make the ladies in the 40-60 age range. I mean, even my mom read Playgirl. I know, I snuck when her and dad weren't home. That was probably way more than you wanted to know, but it makes me sad, and that's why I put a picture of Sean Patrick Flannery in this post. Because dammit the boy is fine.
So People Magazine scooped the $14 million dollar pictures of the new members of the Jolie-Pitt clan and unleashed them on the world yesterday afternoon. Unfortunately, I couldn't help myself and I looked at them anyway when I really didn't want to. It's all force of habit at this point.
The question now is when are they having more kids, what kind of tattoo Angie will get next, will her dad be involved. And hopefully not in that order. I'm just waiting for them to eff it all up. Not that I'm wishing them ill will or whatever, but something seems to be just askew with the perfect people. Or maybe I just want something to be wrong because I'm not rich and famous and have the time to make a litter of babies. Man, it's too early in the morning for this.
This season just seems so uneventful, I almost forget that I should be watching this show. I mean, there are some characters, but they're so one-dimensionally annoying I don't know whether or not I should be angry or just be completely apathetic, because once you do a challenge about SATURN and how to make dresses out of SATURN car parts, maybe it's time to just run the rest of the season on Lifetime already.
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