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Tuesday, December 04, 2007

A Baby Zombie for J-Lo and Marc Anthony

Look, we're all just hoping this baby looks like his or her mama. I'm sure Marc has some good qualities, but believe me, I wouldn't want to be inheriting those zombie eyes. A little scary, no?

Bodog has so many odds on this kid, I think we need to break it up a little bit at a time. Not kidding.

This prop is about whether or not the child will be a boy or a girl, with Boy at -110, and Girl at -130. I mean, does Hollywood need another serial bride running around? Seriously? Or will this be a ladies' man? (Or the hottest gay boy on the planet? You never know.)

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Monday, October 22, 2007

I want a divorce!

Is marriage really all bliss in Hollywood? Are any of the many celebrity couples in danger of divorce? Are we chomping at the bit for another messy brawl between two self-absorbed, bratty celebrities? Yes we are!

betUS has the odds on which Hollywood couples may be next to step into the divorce ring. (To get to the props, click on one of the odds below, then "Future/Props," then "Entertainment Props," then "Celebrity Divorce.")

Tom Cruise - Katie Holmes (+125): Your favorites, folks. I think we'd all like to see this end. I mean, I know a lot of guys who would be very happy to see Katie Holmes wake up from her zombie state and be hot again. But Scientology is a powerful, um, group of people.


Jennifer Garner - Ben Affleck (+200): You know, I just don't see this happening. I'm not even sure why they'd be in second place running when I just saw Ben on The Daily Show not two days ago with a permanent smile on his face.


Jennifer Lopez - Marc Anthony (+300): Well, considering JLo's (supposedly) pregnant with twins, this should be one of the worser ones to bet on. Though what worries me is what those kids are going to look like with zombie Marc. Now, that might just cause a divorce.





Christina Aguilera - Jordan Bratman (+500): We know for sure that Xtina's pregnant, so this would probably be the longest shot out of all of them. Unless Jordan Bratman is one of those baby daddies? (Probably not.)


Victoria Beckham - David Beckham (+600): Posh and Becks have been together for so long, you'd think they'd be bickering like old folks at this point. But they've been keeping it together, at least in public. I would guess that if there were really any couples close to the verge of breaking up, they'd be it. And you'd make some nice change from it, too.





Eva Longoria - Tony Parker (+900): They just got married this past summer, people. Come on. Though if Eva's itching to have some babies and Tony's not having it, there could be some trouble really quick for these two.

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