Kevin Federline. You loved him, you hated him, and you probably hated him some more. But now he's looking to be the sane one in his divorce from Britney. I'm not exactly sure how that worked out, but hey, that's the universe for you. In another dimension he's probably a prince or something.

Anyway, now that the divorce is finally final, what's next? Or, really, who's next? Will there be any selatious material coming out in the divorce papers if they're unsealed? It's probably not something you really want to think about (actually it makes me personally want to stab out my mind's eye), but work with me today, because it's a trashtastic set of odds from BetUS:

Will it be proven that K-Fed slept with any of these people?

Here's your lineup:

Britney Spears's Mom (+300): I mean, Britney and her mom have been a little at odds over this past summer. Would K-Fed have anything to do with it? If this is even true, I'm not even sure what I would do with myself. It's just too much for me to bear. Not kidding.


Jessica Simpson's Mom (+15000): While this is a longshot, would you blame him. Yikes, what a good looking woman. You know, I really blame Joe Simpson for locking her up in some cage in the basement and not letting her out so much.


Lindsay Lohan's Mom (+8000): Look, she probably does more coke than her own daughter. I mean, she's had a lot more time to get used to it, right? If she were so jacked up on it and slept with K-Fed, it wouldn't even surprise me in the least. At all.

Barbara Walters (+25000): I know, I know, it's the longest shot in the whole bunch. But you know you'd hit it if you could. Come on K-Fed, take one for the team!

Carrot Top (+2500): Oh. Really? K-Fed would be the Bottom in this relationship. Though I don't think I want to know what kind of crap Carrot Top builds for his extra-curricular activities. Especially when he's been pumping quite a bit of iron and probably juicing it up for a long while.

Richard Simmons (+500): Brings new meaning to "Sweatin' To The Oldies," doesn't it? I'm not sure what I'm more replused by, the fact that Richard Simmons is even in the running or that his odds are +500, meaning he has a better chance at hitting this than he does at hitting Dina freakin' Lohan.

(To see the props, click on "Future/Props," then "Entertainment Props," then "The K-Fed MILF Factor.")

Labels: Barbara Walters, BetUS, Carrot Top, Dina Lohan, K-Fed, Lynne Spears, MILFs, Richard Simmons, Tina Simpson

posted by Kari at 1:06 PM

Okay, I'm not the only one who's a little disappointed in seeing Britney partying with a bad weave and FedEx attempting a cleanup this week? We're all hoping for the best. Seriously.

Anyway, everybody is speculating on what FedEx's next move is after the nuclear-sized bomb of Playing With Fire. It's gotta be reality TV, right? I mean, he's already made an appearance on 1 vs. 100. 'Cause Bob Saget and K-Fed in the same room is pretty priceless.

There's always Big Brother, and the Brits would be willing to pay up the wazoo to get him on the show. But Bodog wants to know: Will Britney Spears' ex-husband, Kevin "K-Fed" Federline, agree to be a part of the United Kingdom's Celebrity Big Brother in 2006?

Yes is at -180 and No is at +140. You know, it's a pretty close race, but leaning toward a yes. I'd say if you have an extra $5 lying around, it's something to try.

Seriously, I'd love to put up lines on whether he'll actually win. The best would be is if he did the American version of BB. Or The Surreal Life. Yeah!

Labels: Big Brother, K-Fed, reality

posted by Kari at 11:30 AM

In case you feel like it's not worth your time to possibly bet on Brit Brit, uh, "singing" on K-Feds "rap" album, perhaps you'll feel more confident betting money on the future of their marriage.

Sports Interaction has the odds. The favorite? Divorced by 12/31/06 (at 4.00). But you can also bet on following:

• Britney gets pregnant with a second child
• Kevin cheats with a stripper
• And the long shot at 51.00, Britney has an affair with Justin Timberlake (we think he's better off with Cam Diaz, but that's just us)

To see all the odds and possibly nail a bet down on one of them, visit Sports Interaction. There's a drop down box in the upper right corner. Select "Entertainment" under "Specials."

My bet? Britney gets preggers with baby number two AND Federline cheats with a stripper!

Labels: Britney Spears, K-Fed

posted by pregamejocelyn at 11:07 AM

Laugh all you want, but it's happening: Little Mr. Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, is making a rap album. Notice I didn't say hip-hop-- that would imply some kind of intelligence for the "straight 2008." I mean, right?

The lovely Bodog has the lines up on whether Britney will sing on K-Fed's rap album The Truth. The TRUTH, yo.

The Even money is on yes. Now, you can basically double up on the notion that Britney wants to lend some name recognition to this wonderful venture, which also means that you're in denial about her recent flight away from K-Fed to her loving mother down in Louisiana and her subsequent cancelling of his credit cards. Right. I mean, at -130, what no means is that even though it's less likely to happen, you put down just $1 on that no, that's a sweet little $130 for a tiny little X-mas shopping spree. Oh, the holidays...

Labels: Britney Spears, K-Fed

posted by Kari at 12:06 PM