Kevin Federline. You loved him, you hated him, and you probably hated him some more. But now he's looking to be the sane one in his divorce from Britney. I'm not exactly sure how that worked out, but hey, that's the universe for you. In another dimension he's probably a prince or something.

Anyway, now that the divorce is finally final, what's next? Or, really, who's next? Will there be any selatious material coming out in the divorce papers if they're unsealed? It's probably not something you really want to think about (actually it makes me personally want to stab out my mind's eye), but work with me today, because it's a trashtastic set of odds from BetUS:

Will it be proven that K-Fed slept with any of these people?

Here's your lineup:

Britney Spears's Mom (+300): I mean, Britney and her mom have been a little at odds over this past summer. Would K-Fed have anything to do with it? If this is even true, I'm not even sure what I would do with myself. It's just too much for me to bear. Not kidding.


Jessica Simpson's Mom (+15000): While this is a longshot, would you blame him. Yikes, what a good looking woman. You know, I really blame Joe Simpson for locking her up in some cage in the basement and not letting her out so much.


Lindsay Lohan's Mom (+8000): Look, she probably does more coke than her own daughter. I mean, she's had a lot more time to get used to it, right? If she were so jacked up on it and slept with K-Fed, it wouldn't even surprise me in the least. At all.

Barbara Walters (+25000): I know, I know, it's the longest shot in the whole bunch. But you know you'd hit it if you could. Come on K-Fed, take one for the team!

Carrot Top (+2500): Oh. Really? K-Fed would be the Bottom in this relationship. Though I don't think I want to know what kind of crap Carrot Top builds for his extra-curricular activities. Especially when he's been pumping quite a bit of iron and probably juicing it up for a long while.

Richard Simmons (+500): Brings new meaning to "Sweatin' To The Oldies," doesn't it? I'm not sure what I'm more replused by, the fact that Richard Simmons is even in the running or that his odds are +500, meaning he has a better chance at hitting this than he does at hitting Dina freakin' Lohan.

(To see the props, click on "Future/Props," then "Entertainment Props," then "The K-Fed MILF Factor.")

Labels: Barbara Walters, BetUS, Carrot Top, Dina Lohan, K-Fed, Lynne Spears, MILFs, Richard Simmons, Tina Simpson

posted by Kari at 1:06 PM