So you may have heard about the new trend in plastic surgery being filler instead of the lift. Basically it involves ladies getting injected with their own fat in their face. Now, this could end up a win-win for us because not only do we get to see stupid stars get their faces to look like the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man when the surgery doesn't take, but us ladies with fat faces get to rule the world! Awesome! For at least 6 months!

Now, that's gonna look really dumb: stick-thin celebrities with ginormous cheeks and crazy puffy features. Maybe that'll teach them that they need to actually, you know, eat instead of doing so much coke that they stop eating.

Labels: fat faces, Madonna

posted by Kari at 7:50 AM

It seems like every other day there's some kind of rumor about who's adopting what kid out of some country or other. There's something about Hollywood folks with all that money trying to adopt all the children out of some 3rd world country so they can have a photo op. Oh, come on, you really didn't think these kids were actually being adopted out of love, did you? betUS has the odds on which celebrity is going to be next with a new tyke from... somewhere.




Angelina and Brad (-500): It's almost inevitable at this point. Or is it? The rumors keep bouncing around that they're going to try and have another biological child. And there's the occasional picture lately of Angelina possibly gaining a little weight and maybe hiding a new baby bump. But you didn't hear that from me.





Madonna (+400): After the whole mess with David Banda, I don't know if she's going to want to go through that again. I mean, she was impatient the first time. Would she wait to get another child or just give it up altogether?





TomKat (+1000): Can we just not have any more children around these people? I mean, however the heck Suri was cooked up was enough for me. I don't think I'd want to see them actually adopting some poor kid from China and bringing them into their circus.



Michael Jackson (+2000): No. Just. No. No. No.

Labels: adoption, BetUS, brangelina, kids, Madonna, Michael Jackson, TomKat

posted by Kari at 1:04 PM