Did Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon get married? Did they not get married? Do you really care?

What if it was a shotgun wedding? Bodog has the odds on whether these two little lovebirds have a little bun in the oven. Yes is EVEN and No is at -140. It's leaning toward a Yes, and with even money you won't be getting that cocktail cash for your pre-Cinco De Mayo celebrations this weekend. Crap.

Labels: Bodog, Mariah Carey, marriage, Nick Cannon

posted by Kari at 12:28 PM

The really old folks are gone from Dancing With The Stars, and thank God, 'cause at least they all make facial expressions.

Dear Shannon Elizabeth,

Don't talk about not having hips. You're of Middle-Eastern decent. Guess what, you're next. We mean, if Marissa doesn't eat you first. If you don't believe us, check the betting guide. For reals.

love, us.

Mariah on American Idol last night was just an hour of Pure Awesome. Unfortunately, it's looking like Carly, Brooke, and (gasp!) Little Artichoke might be in the bottom three. If it's not Artichoke, it's probably going to be Castro.

Then again, our little Aussie hottie was gone last week just because he went first, so you never know what's going to happen. Again.

Labels: American Idol, Dancing With The Stars, Mariah Carey, Priscilla Presley, Shannon Elizabeth

posted by Kari at 12:59 PM

Sorry about the delay. It's been pretty boring around these parts.

But, Naomi Campbell isn't boring. In fact, she beats bitches up. There's really no other way to say it. The girl is hardcore. Bodog wants to know, after her latest airline rumble, if she'll actually see jail time or even probation in 2008.

I think she'll see some probation once she gets to court, but the Yes is -105, which is not as likely as No, which is at -135.

Also: Mariah Week on Idol. Don't think we didn't look up all her #1's on Wikipedia to guess who's going to do what song tonight. Quick picks? Archuleta's doing "Hero," Cook is doing "Vision of Love," and Castro's doing "We Belong Together." It's gonna be awesome, people.

Labels: American Idol 7, crazy, Mariah Carey, Naomi Campbell

posted by Kari at 1:32 PM