We love watching celebrities get arrested. Let's be honest: watching them get caught for doing idiotic crap is the best form of public humiliation ever. Ain't nothin' like a good point and laugh at a celeb mugshot to get your day going.
There are so many people right now teetering on the edge of getting arrested again, and
betUS wants to know who may be the next one to end up in handcuffs, and not because they actually like it.
Britney at
+150: She has the best odds, because let's face it: she's been giving the judge in her custody case the finger for not submitting to drug testing, not following his rules, and generally being an idiot for letting K-Fed of all people get full custody. The perfect ending to this trainwreck of awesomeness is a mug shot. Make it happen, girl!
Paris Hilton at
+450: Paris just did some jail time, but for her to get into more trouble, while a fantastic thought, probably won't happen. One would hope she was smart enough to hire a driver now. Then again, it
is Paris Hilton. I mean, you wouldn't expect a Nobel Prize out of this woman. But, having a mugshot where she's actually
posing for the camera would be just outrageously kick ass.
Michael Jackson at
+1200: MJ's been pretty much out of the pedophilia scene for awhile, and I know in my own heart of hearts he gets down to the real business of making a good record by the time he's 50 (which, incidentally, isn't that far off). And for good measure, I post this picture of the cover of
Off The Wall, because man that record's good. I have it on vinyl.
O.J. Simpson at
+1200: O.J. just did a day stint here in Vegas not too long ago, and he has a hearing here in a few weeks, but it doesn't look like The Juice will be getting caged again any time soon. How many mugshots is it going to rack up, anyway? Is he going for a celebrity record or something?
Naomi Campbell at
+900: She might be good at throwing phones at people, but I'm not quite sure why she would have slightly better odds of getting arrested than O.J. or M.J. I mean, if people actually did their jobs right, she wouldn't have to get so angry, right? It's not her fault people don't get it.
Nicole Ritchie at
+800: If homegirl is expecting a baby, how could she have the edge over Naomi Campbell? Does being pregnant make hormones go all wonky or something, becoming a big ol' pregnant monster of doom? Isn't she supposed to be serving jail time for her own DUI pretty soon anyway? But admit it: a preggo celeb in a huge orange jumpsuit would be the photo of the year. No doubt.
Lindsay Lohan at
+350: Miss Linds just got out of rehab this weekend, and I don't want to start up a countdown watch or something. She's been mending things with her newly-sprung dad, and hopefully she'll actually start doing some, like, real acting soon. I have hope for the girl. Probably misguided hope, but hey, I'm a softie.
Labels: BetUS, Britney Spears, celebrity arrests, jail time, lindsay lohan, Michael Jackson, Naomi Campbell, Nicole Richie, OJ Simpson, Paris Hilton
posted by
Kari
at
1:10 PM
Naomi's quickly going bald, people, which means she'll go off any second now. Again. Which means that her odds for going to jail or getting some probation went back up. Bodog leans toward the No at -110, but there's still always the possibility of the Yes at -130, which feels like it's getting closer every day. When she goes off, it's going to be Britney with the umbrella all over again. Actually, they should just put these crazies in a steel cage and have Vince McMahon from the WWE host it. It'll be great for the rednecks and the gossip queens.
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