Monica Seles and Penn Jillette are both gone from Dancing With The Stars, eliminated during the Model Round of the show. You know the Model Round: the first week (or weeks) when all the models are eliminated because they equate being their anorexic, drug-addled bodies as being fit enough to practice a dance routine for a couple hours a day.

Instead, we got rid of the really awkward folks, which is fine with me, leaving us with the sorta awkwardness of Priscilla, Marissa, and Steve. I don't know if Monica was trying to do The Robot, The Robocop, or what. If she would've busted out The Worm, it would've been cool.

Check out the new updated odds on the DWTS betting guide.

And Chikezie. That guy was a cute little bundle of cuteness for me every week, but he made the dumb decision to shake the fans' hands on Tuesday night, and it got him into trouble. Don't touch the ladies, dude. Unless you're Michael Johns or David Cook. Then you can touch me, okay? Thanks.

But, at least we don't have to deal with this anymore:



(AI odds are also updated on that betting guide as well. Check it!)

Labels: American Idol 7, Betting guides, Chikezie, Dancing With The Stars 6, jesus, Monica Seles, Penn Jillette

posted by Kari at 1:17 PM

I mean, really. Please get these shenanigans underway so I can at least try and feel better about watching this. My appetite can only take a week of Penn Jilette.

The Las Vegas magician (who is clearly better at his day job) is at 40/1 over at Bodog. While normally we'd root for the local kid (by local we mean, actually lives here), I think it's just better for us all to send Sasquatch home.

Labels: Bodog, Dancing With The Stars 6, Penn Jillette

posted by Kari at 12:40 PM