It looks like The Beef is going to have another mug shot, and are we all really that surprised? His hand surgery over the weekend is merely just... uh... a slap on the wrist in the whole karmic scheme of things. I'm sorry about that sentence. It's early.

Listen. I get that you make a lot of money and want to own your own car, feel some kind of normalcy in the world. Great. But Jesus, couldn't you afford to get a cab? Or a damn driver? What is with these people who have boatloads of money somehow getting into avoidable accidents with their superfluous vehicles? Are we going to have to start a pool on who's going to get into the next tragic drunk driving accident? We haven't had any James Dean-esque driving accidents in years.

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posted by Kari at 7:58 AM

I know, the new Indy movie sucks. I haven't even seen it yet, and I know that for sure. But it made money, and it probably will for a couple more weeks. I'll probably throw some money at it myself soon. It just makes me feel super dirty to help pay for The Beef's movie career, but the kid is young and taking over a George Lucas franchise, so you know he's going to need it now that his soul is totally sold.

betUS has the odds on whether the next Indiana Jones movie will be released before May 22nd, 2010, and the odds are unfortunately looking positive for that happening. Yes is at -300 and No is at +200, so get ready for some more Motha-effin' Beef with a whip and a leather jacket in the next decade. Hawtness.

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posted by Kari at 12:44 PM