Is marriage really all bliss in Hollywood? Are any of the many celebrity couples in danger of divorce? Are we chomping at the bit for another messy brawl between two self-absorbed, bratty celebrities? Yes we are!

betUS has the odds on which Hollywood couples may be next to step into the divorce ring. (To get to the props, click on one of the odds below, then "Future/Props," then "Entertainment Props," then "Celebrity Divorce.")

Tom Cruise - Katie Holmes (+125): Your favorites, folks. I think we'd all like to see this end. I mean, I know a lot of guys who would be very happy to see Katie Holmes wake up from her zombie state and be hot again. But Scientology is a powerful, um, group of people.


Jennifer Garner - Ben Affleck (+200): You know, I just don't see this happening. I'm not even sure why they'd be in second place running when I just saw Ben on The Daily Show not two days ago with a permanent smile on his face.


Jennifer Lopez - Marc Anthony (+300): Well, considering JLo's (supposedly) pregnant with twins, this should be one of the worser ones to bet on. Though what worries me is what those kids are going to look like with zombie Marc. Now, that might just cause a divorce.





Christina Aguilera - Jordan Bratman (+500): We know for sure that Xtina's pregnant, so this would probably be the longest shot out of all of them. Unless Jordan Bratman is one of those baby daddies? (Probably not.)


Victoria Beckham - David Beckham (+600): Posh and Becks have been together for so long, you'd think they'd be bickering like old folks at this point. But they've been keeping it together, at least in public. I would guess that if there were really any couples close to the verge of breaking up, they'd be it. And you'd make some nice change from it, too.





Eva Longoria - Tony Parker (+900): They just got married this past summer, people. Come on. Though if Eva's itching to have some babies and Tony's not having it, there could be some trouble really quick for these two.

Labels: Ben Affleck, BetUS, Christina Aguilera, David Beckham, divorce, Eva Longoria, Jennifer Garner, JLo, Jordan Bratman, Marc Anthony, Posh Spice, TomKat, Tony Parker

posted by Kari at 1:29 PM

It seems like every other day there's some kind of rumor about who's adopting what kid out of some country or other. There's something about Hollywood folks with all that money trying to adopt all the children out of some 3rd world country so they can have a photo op. Oh, come on, you really didn't think these kids were actually being adopted out of love, did you? betUS has the odds on which celebrity is going to be next with a new tyke from... somewhere.




Angelina and Brad (-500): It's almost inevitable at this point. Or is it? The rumors keep bouncing around that they're going to try and have another biological child. And there's the occasional picture lately of Angelina possibly gaining a little weight and maybe hiding a new baby bump. But you didn't hear that from me.





Madonna (+400): After the whole mess with David Banda, I don't know if she's going to want to go through that again. I mean, she was impatient the first time. Would she wait to get another child or just give it up altogether?





TomKat (+1000): Can we just not have any more children around these people? I mean, however the heck Suri was cooked up was enough for me. I don't think I'd want to see them actually adopting some poor kid from China and bringing them into their circus.



Michael Jackson (+2000): No. Just. No. No. No.

Labels: adoption, BetUS, brangelina, kids, Madonna, Michael Jackson, TomKat

posted by Kari at 1:04 PM

There's a new report out today that TomKat's getting married on November 18th. It looks pretty credible, so head on over to BetED today to get a little cash before the holidays!

Will Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes get married in Italy before November 30th, 2006?

Yes -150
No +100

They're still up now, so get your money in!

Labels: TomKat

posted by Kari at 9:57 AM

We've seen Suri, now it's all about the wedding. When, where, what kind? Bodog wants to know what kind of wedding ceremony they're going to have:

Scientology 1/6
Catholic 11/9
Jewish 19/1
Hindu 25/1
Sikh 35/1
Muslim 45/1
Pagan 50/1
Amish 100/1

I wish they'd have a Hindu wedding. It'd involve lots of flowers and statues of Ganesh, the elephant god. But unfortunately, it'll be an alien-sponsored, vitamin-enriched kind of ceremony, unfortunately.

Labels: TomKat

posted by Kari at 2:31 PM

I know, it seems like such an obvious question, but nobody's really asking, except for Sports Interaction: Who Will Get Married Next?

Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes 1.53
Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie 7.00
Jennifer Aniston And Vince Vaughn 2.25
Denise Richards And Richie Sambora 34.00
Charlize Theron And Stuart Townsend 26.00

Now I know TomKat's in the lead, but really, they've had plenty of time to get married. We've seen Suri (or at least a baby that's supposed to be Suri) already, so what's the holdup? I would think Denise Richards and Richie Sambora are next, myself.

Labels: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Charlize Theron, Denise Richards, Jennifer Aniston, Richie Sambora, Stuart Townsend, TomKat, Vince Vaughn

posted by Kari at 9:35 AM

The Donald and Melania. Bennifer 2. And now TomKat. Everybody's having a baby! What will Bennifer 2's girl be named? Will Melania and Katie have boys or girls? Be a part of the guessing game this week at Bodog! These odds are hot!

• TomKat: L. Ron Cruise?
• Bennifer 2: Wacky name or normal name?
• The Donald and Melania: An heir to the Trump Empire?

Get your bets in TODAY!

Labels: babies, Donald Trump, TomKat

posted by Kari at 3:58 PM

So, you know, today was just going to be a little post about the (apparently) inevitable split of Jessica & Nick. I have to say I've been pretty much waiting for the announcement ever since Newlyweds premiered a while back. I mean, nobody made a big deal about Nick not being a virgin at his wedding, right?

But now, TomKat's gonna have a baby? Are you kidding me? My odds would be on whether Katie "miscarries" (in other words, was never pregnant in the first place), which causes friction between the two, and they break the engagement. Oh, wait. Unless there's a movie to promote for either one of them soon. Notice how the press releases don't say anything about a due date? Sneaky, sneaky.

Either way, Bodog's got some odds up on whether it'll be a boy or a girl. Good times.

(And what's with Nick Cage naming his kid after Superman's birth name, Kal-El? Should TomKat name theirs Bruce Wayne? How about Peter Parker? David Banner? Lois Lane? Rogue?)

If Tom manages to convert Oprah with this kid, I'm moving to Amsterdam.

Labels: Jessica Simpson, Katie Holmes, Nick Lachey, Tom Cruise, TomKat

posted by Kari at 1:11 PM