So People Magazine scooped the $14 million dollar pictures of the new members of the Jolie-Pitt clan and unleashed them on the world yesterday afternoon. Unfortunately, I couldn't help myself and I looked at them anyway when I really didn't want to. It's all force of habit at this point.
The question now is when are they having more kids, what kind of tattoo Angie will get next, will her dad be involved. And hopefully not in that order. I'm just waiting for them to eff it all up. Not that I'm wishing them ill will or whatever, but something seems to be just askew with the perfect people. Or maybe I just want something to be wrong because I'm not rich and famous and have the time to make a litter of babies. Man, it's too early in the morning for this.
So finally these fantasic Twins of The Ages finally popped out this weekend, and now some magazine is going to pay, like, a gajillion dollars for the pictures. At least the girl had a boy and a girl, so at least there's no gender gap in the Jolie-Pitt clan. God forbid.
No other details have emerged yet, so we're not sure how you made out on which baby weighed more, but more than likely it was the first, whether it was Knox or Vivenne. Who knows. And neither one of those names was on the long list that Bodog had up for what seemed like the entire pregancy.
And! Project Runway 5 starts Wednesday. If there are odds, you know there's a betting guide. Woo!
So you know Angie and Brad are going to adopt another kid just as soon as she pops out these Wonder Twins. But from where in the world where this next kid come from? Bodog is speculating on where the next lucky kid will come from to be the next Jolie-Pitt.
Of all the countries with better odds, Any African Country is the most likely choice at 7/1, but The United States and the symbolic Iraq are both at 8/1, with Mexico at 9/1.
I guess if they were going for the real rainbow kind of family, I would think that a Latin/Hispanic child would be the next logical choice. Don't get me wrong, I think it's great that folks with money are taking care of little ones who don't have resources and are giving money for charities for children, but man, how many can you really take care of?
So I love how Angelina Jolie is getting huger with these twins and yet her arms are all skinny and veiny and gross. And I still maintain there's something up with Brad's face. But whatever. You know they're just going to pop out more poster children for the Aryan nation. In France.
Bodog has the odds on which child will weigh more when they finally pop. The 1st Child Delivered is at -130 The 2nd Child Delivered is at -110. Usually the first child is the heavier one, right? That's usually the case. But you never know with Angelina. She might be giving birth to a gigantic squid or something.
Syesha takes a hike to get ready for the AI tour, and my pretend boyfriend will win
So, the American Idol tour is coming to Vegas this summer, and I'm halfway tempted to get a ticket. Just so I can stalk my pretend boyfriend on the right here. I'm pretty sure he's going to win next week, the guide suggests he's going to win, and well, you know, I can lift my ban on making out with musicians just this once. I'm. Just. Saying. Even if he did sing Switchfoot on Tuesday night, I think I can forgive him.
Dancing With The Stars also ends next week, and it seems like Kristi's taking it over, making her the second woman to ever win the whole thing, and I say good for her. Don't let the hottest two men to ever grace the DWTS stage take away your God-given talent for basically skating without skates, girl! Get that disco ball trophy and work it out!
And, yeah, yeah, we know Brangelina's having twins. Woo. Bodog thinks that the first child she delivers will weigh more than the second at -130. Keep on poppin' those perfect little babies out, Angie.
Now, we all know the celebs love to watch major boxing matches here in Vegas, but man, some of the pics from this weekend of the celebrities out and about for the Mayweather/Hatton fight are a whole other universe. Here are some highlights:
On the left, Denzel Washington always looks good. The dude can be wearing a peacock on his head and he'd still be hot. On the right, Tiger Woods? Not looking too shabby. But if you look a little closer, his eyes are a little bloodshot. But who's that in the middle? Wesley Snipes, y'all. What happened to him? That whole running away from tax evasion charges isn't making him age any better.
Actually, I can't hate on Gwen. Even when I sometimes don't like her music I can't hate on her. I keep waiting for her to mess up, but I don't think she ever will.
You know, I accidentally caught Brad Pitt on Larry King over the weekend, and there was something... not right about his face. I'm not sure what it is. Maybe it was the squinting he was doing here, wearing the same exact hat:
I leave it to you, dear readers, to figure out.
But the whole reason I wanted to make a post about all the celebrities in town this past weekend was for this picture alone of Bruce Willis, Jeremy Piven, and Sylvester Stallone:
I mean, it doesn't get any better than this, right?
It seems like every other day there's some kind of rumor about who's adopting what kid out of some country or other. There's something about Hollywood folks with all that money trying to adopt all the children out of some 3rd world country so they can have a photo op. Oh, come on, you really didn't think these kids were actually being adopted out of love, did you? betUS has the odds on which celebrity is going to be next with a new tyke from... somewhere.
Angelina and Brad (-500): It's almost inevitable at this point. Or is it? The rumors keep bouncing around that they're going to try and have another biological child. And there's the occasional picture lately of Angelina possibly gaining a little weight and maybe hiding a new baby bump. But you didn't hear that from me.
Madonna (+400): After the whole mess with David Banda, I don't know if she's going to want to go through that again. I mean, she was impatient the first time. Would she wait to get another child or just give it up altogether?
TomKat (+1000): Can we just not have any more children around these people? I mean, however the heck Suri was cooked up was enough for me. I don't think I'd want to see them actually adopting some poor kid from China and bringing them into their circus.
Angelina Jolie has to be one of the busiest people on the planet - seriously. She is 32 years old and has been married twice. She's the recipient of Academy Awards and Golden Globes. She parents 4 kids, serves as a Goodwill Ambassador helping children, third-world countries, and the environment - all this while maintaining a romantic relationship with one of the hottest and most famous guys in the world - Brad Pitt.
Seriously, when do you sleep?
Over the years, we have seen Angelina go through many phases. We've seen her slightly suicidal, then goth, then an admitted bisexual, then goth again, then incestual with her brother. After that, we saw the vampire phase where she proceeded to wear viles of blood and ink herself up with some later-regretted tattoos (but hey, even Paris Hilton and Nick Carter have some of those!).
Now, she's a bonafide movie star carrying her posse of kids around the world and taking romantic walks on African beaches with none other than Brad freeking Pitt! (sigh....)
The ample instances of instability in Angelina's life probably have something to do with why we all find her so intriguing. I mean, how long before she cracks from all the responsibilities she's undertaken? Because, as we all know, celebrities often do fall off the wagon (can anyone say Lindsey Lohan or Britney Spears?) even after a supposed rehabiliataion.
And how long can Angelina manage to keep Brad around? I used to think of him as the "Good Guy who amazingly happens to be amazingly Hot" but after he split from Jen, I got a whiff of his typical male-on-the-hunt antics. I think we are all waiting and watching because we expect something super dramatic and scandalous to come out of this.
BetUS has actually posted odds on which event will occur FIRST regarding the wonderful life that is Angelina Jolie. And they all happen to be pretty realistic events with pretty decent odds! The 2 props that have the best odds are that Angelina and Bratt Pitt will Marry(+200 at BetUS) and that Angelina and Brad will break up(+200 at BetUS). I know, isn't it kind of evil that these 2 events are equally likely?!
Next likely is that Angelina will become pregnant(+300 at BetUS). While I think this is a possibility, I think it's WAY more likely that she will adopt another kid before she actually gets pregnant. That's just my guess. Name me 1 actress in Hollywood who doesn't mind a fluctuation weight and body size? Exactly.
The least likely event to occur according to the odds is that Angelina and her father, Jon Voight, will reconcile(+500 at BetUS). And in all honesty, I think this would be the prop to put some money on! Angie actually recently made a statement saying that she and her father were going to begin trying to communicate! Do I smell a reconciliation on the way?!
Anyway, I'd put some money down quick on 1 of these because Angie's life is pretty fast-paced, which means one of these is going to happen SOON!
So People Magazine scooped the $14 million dollar pictures of the new members of the Jolie-Pitt clan and unleashed them on the world yesterday afternoon. Unfortunately, I couldn't help myself and I looked at them anyway when I really didn't want to. It's all force of habit at this point.
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So, the American Idol tour is coming to Vegas this summer, and I'm halfway tempted to get a ticket. Just so I can stalk my pretend boyfriend on the right here. I'm pretty sure he's going to win next week, 
