I guess once a Hollywood actress stops wearing the uniform tight-fitting clothes to show off her perfectly anorexic body and starts wearing frumpy regular-people clothes, that means she's pregnant right? Right? I mean, a girl can't just have a day off from being made up and perfectly dressed. She's gotta be all hot landscaped all the time, right? I mean, I'm the frumpiest person you could ever meet, but I'm pretty sure that celebrities are people too. I think. I've been to L.A., and most of the people there seem like people and not strange cybernetic beings or whatever. I mean, when I'm wearing loose-fitting clothes, that just means I don't give a crap that day. Really.

Labels: Eva Longoria, pregnancy

posted by Kari at 8:02 AM

Angelina Jolie has to be one of the busiest people on the planet - seriously. She is 32 years old and has been married twice. She's the recipient of Academy Awards and Golden Globes. She parents 4 kids, serves as a Goodwill Ambassador helping children, third-world countries, and the environment - all this while maintaining a romantic relationship with one of the hottest and most famous guys in the world - Brad Pitt.

Seriously, when do you sleep?

Over the years, we have seen Angelina go through many phases. We've seen her slightly suicidal, then goth, then an admitted bisexual, then goth again, then incestual with her brother. After that, we saw the vampire phase where she proceeded to wear viles of blood and ink herself up with some later-regretted tattoos (but hey, even Paris Hilton and Nick Carter have some of those!).

Now, she's a bonafide movie star carrying her posse of kids around the world and taking romantic walks on African beaches with none other than Brad freeking Pitt! (sigh....)

The ample instances of instability in Angelina's life probably have something to do with why we all find her so intriguing. I mean, how long before she cracks from all the responsibilities she's undertaken? Because, as we all know, celebrities often do fall off the wagon (can anyone say Lindsey Lohan or Britney Spears?) even after a supposed rehabiliataion.

And how long can Angelina manage to keep Brad around? I used to think of him as the "Good Guy who amazingly happens to be amazingly Hot" but after he split from Jen, I got a whiff of his typical male-on-the-hunt antics. I think we are all waiting and watching because we expect something super dramatic and scandalous to come out of this.

BetUS has actually posted odds on which event will occur FIRST regarding the wonderful life that is Angelina Jolie. And they all happen to be pretty realistic events with pretty decent odds!
The 2 props that have the best odds are that Angelina and Bratt Pitt will Marry (+200 at BetUS) and that Angelina and Brad will break up (+200 at BetUS). I know, isn't it kind of evil that these 2 events are equally likely?!

Next likely is that Angelina will become pregnant (+300 at BetUS). While I think this is a possibility, I think it's WAY more likely that she will adopt another kid before she actually gets pregnant. That's just my guess. Name me 1 actress in Hollywood who doesn't mind a fluctuation weight and body size? Exactly.

The least likely event to occur according to the odds is that Angelina and her father, Jon Voight, will reconcile (+500 at BetUS). And in all honesty, I think this would be the prop to put some money on! Angie actually recently made a statement saying that she and her father were going to begin trying to communicate! Do I smell a reconciliation on the way?!

Anyway, I'd put some money down quick on 1 of these because Angie's life is pretty fast-paced, which means one of these is going to happen SOON!

Labels: Angelina Jolie, BetUS, Brad Pitt, brangelina, Britney Spears, Jon Voight, lindsay lohan, Nick Carter, Paris Hilton, pregnancy

posted by Bonnie Bentley at 10:58 AM

Our good friends over at BetUS always give us the most out-there gossip odds, and this time around, they've posted their odds on the always-rumored Demi and Ashton. Here's what they had to say about these crazy lovebirds:

BETUS.COM POSTS ODDS ON DEMI MOORE AND ASHTON KUTCHER HAVING A CHILD

Although Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore’s relationship has been in the public eye, they always find a way to keep the masses guessing. The first rumors surrounding the two were if they were a couple, then they were if they were married and now possible baby talk is making its way into everyday gossip.

The rumors about actress Demi Moore being pregnant with Ashton Kutcher started to spread after she showed up at the Green Power Baby Shower auction in Santa Monica and brought a baby's bed and dresser. Witnesses said she looked five or six months pregnant.

With the public speculation at a high for the couple, BetUS.com, the largest and most respected sportsbook on the web, posted odds their parenthood future.

BetUS.com posted the following odds regarding Demi Moore’s possible pregnancy:

Odds on if they announce the pregnancy before 12/31/07:
Yes - 1/2

Odds on what the sex will be:
A male - 10/12
A female - 10/12
Other - 100/1

Odds on who the father is:
Ashton Kutcher - 1/80
Bruce Willis - 50/1
Bill Clinton - 5/1
Other - 10/1

Odds on if Ashton Kutcher will request a legal divorce after Demi Moore gives birth to an:
African-American - 10/1
Hispanic - 2/1
Asian - 50/1
Other -10/1

“They do a pretty good job of keeping their relationship to themselves,” said BetUS.com spokesperson, Reed Richards. “The public has been gambling on these two for quite some time and this is no different.”

Additional sports and entertainment odds can be found at: www.BetUS.com.

Labels: Ashton Kutcher, BetUS, Demi Moore, pregnancy

posted by Kari at 1:19 PM