Yeah. While I had just as much fun as you did mocking Britney's new Sinead O'Connor look, she will never be as hot as Natalie Portman with the baldness, people!

And only the people at BetUS have up props on what will become of Miss Britney now that she's had 24 hours in rehab, a new haircut, and new tattoos (and possibly no children, at the rate she's going):


She will come out as a Lesbian (+200): I wouldn't want to see this, and you probably wouldn't want to see this either. I mean, unless you're one of those people who really likes beer bongs.

She will request Asylum on Hollywood Squares (+10000): Is this show still on? I mean, I still catch it on GSN every so often, but I thought it was cancelled after Whoopi left. Make Brit the middle square!

She will join a Christian cult (+2000): If she does that, her tattoo would have to be "Skanking it up for Jesus." Or even better: "I'm Bringing JesusBack, y'all!"

She will get dropped by her label (+300): Now, realistically, this is probably your best bet. 'Cause the thing is, her work on the new album is rumored to be so horrible that there's nothing that could save it. And if that falls apart, there's really going to be nothing for her to fall back on. And that's where the real drama goes down, people, and we get to watch all of it.

Labels: BetUS, Britney Spears, random

posted by Kari at 10:36 AM

From our friends over at BetUS

LETTUCE IS RECALLED THROUGHOUT WEST COAST – BETUS.COM PREDICTS WHICH VEGETABLE IS RECALLED NEXT

BetUS.com Posts Favorable Odds That Mushrooms Will Be Recalled Next

The FDA first posted a statement in multiple states warning the public to avoid bagged spinach due to an E. coli outbreak in early September. Recently, bags of lettuce have been pulled off shelves along the West Coast for the same reasons. This being the case, BetUS.com, the largest most successful sportsbook on the web, has given the public a chance to weigh in and has posted odds on which vegetable will be recalled next.

According to the analysts at BetUS.com, mushrooms are the favored at 6/1 with Garlic being the least likely at 20/1. All other vegetables are running a tight race.

Analysts at BetUS.com posted the following odds regarding which vegetable will be recalled:

Garlic- 20/1
Cauliflower- 8/1
Mushroom- 6/1
Carrot- 8/1
Broccoli- 10/1
Squash- 14/1
Cucumber- 10/1
Red Cabbage- 14/1
String Beans- 10/1
Asparagus- 10/1

“At BetUS we try to take negatives and turn them into positives,” said BetUS.com spokesman Christopher Bennett. “We think this is an entertaining wager that everyone can enjoy since they can’t enjoy the vegetable of their choice.”

Additional sports and entertainment odds can be found at: www.BetUS.com.

Labels: random

posted by Kari at 2:31 PM

Here's a little something from our friends over at BetUS:

FRIDAY THE 13TH – PUBLIC FEAR PROMPTS ANALYSTS TO POST PREDICTIONS ON PUBLIC’S LUCK: SITE USERS LOG ON TO WAGER

BetUS.com Posts Odds On Likely Scenarios For Friday The 13th

October 10, New York – This Friday is Friday the 13th, and people are taking notice. To many, Friday the 13th is a day to fear, or at least be wary, and strangely, there is evidence to suggest that Friday the 13th is actually unlucky due to heightened anxiety levels amongst the public. Such anxiety has prompted speculation and distress surrounding this coming Friday, and the largest, most successful online sportsbook, BetUS.com posted predictions regarding lucky and unlucky events for the day.

Analysts at BetUS.com, the same site which posted odds on whether the world would end on 6-6-2006 earlier this year posted odds as to likely events on this coming Friday, October 13th. People are flooding the site to wager on what may or may not happen as a result of the unlucky day.

"Historically, we've seen there's a good reason to pay attention to Friday the 13th. Whether you believe in the superstitions, or not, many people agree the strangest things are bound to happen on that day and we've seen a flood of interest in this prop.”

Analysts at BetUS.com posted the following odds for Friday, October 13th:

Which of the following will occur?

The World to End: 1,000,000/1
You lose your job: 100/1
Your spouse leaves you: 500/1
You throw out your back: 250/1
You go bankrupt: 500/1
You get a flat tire: 50/1
You break your leg: 100/1
A bird will poop on you: 100/1
You will get sick: 50/1
You will get locked out of your house/apt: 50/1
Your car will get towed: 100/1
You will get a ticket (speeding, parking, etc.): 50/1
You will lose all your hair: 250/1
Your car will get stolen: 100/1
You will place a winning bet at BetUS.com: 1/1 EVEN ODDS
You will hit a Royal Flush at BetUS.com poker site: 250/1
You will find money: 50/1
You will slip on banana peel: 100/1
You will win the lottery: 500/1

Additional sports and newsworthy odds can be found at:
www.BetUS.com.

I'm thinking maybe I should try a throw a couple of bucks at Megabucks tonight and see how it goes!

Labels: Friday the 13th, random

posted by Kari at 11:38 AM