Apparently, it took a sober Britney Spears to make it through the process of finalizing her divorce from K-Fed today. Silly me, I always thought it was easier to get through rough times stoned and drunk! But, I guess this really does mean Britney has been rehabilitated and can face reality as a sober woman. Congratulations! Looks like this truly is one small step for Britney; and one giant leap for Pop Culture!

It also makes me happy to hear that Britney got herself set up with a nice pre-nup agreement. Bet she heard Kanye's song! She is only going to have to pay Kevin approximately $1 Million dollars - and by today's celebrity divorce standards, that's pennies! They will also be sharing custody of their kids 50/50.

I must say that for such an unpredictable group of characters, they have been making some very mature decisions - which makes me happy and gives me hope for the rest of the world. My real question, however, is: If Britney can make it through rehab, divorce K-Fed, and decide what's best for her kids, why can't America vote Sanjaya off American Idol?! Really, people!! Is it THAT confusing!?

Anyway, BetUS (click "Entertainment" on the left column in the Sports Book) has some interesting prop bets up on K-Fed! Since 2006, he has occasionally participated in editions of WWE RAW. I haven't personally seen this, but I'd love to see him scrap it out with another scrawny lookin' dude! But, now that he's going to be sharing little Sean Preston and Jayden James with Brit-Brit, K-Fed is more likely to incorporate them in his business pursuits.

Will he bring the kids ringside to his next WWE appearance? Yes is the favorite, by far, at -4000! Will he win Father of the Year in 2007? Not so surprisingly, No is the expected result with odds at -9999! Some other comical options are whether or not he will get in trouble for giving his kids pot (my goodness). Yes is at +300 and No is at -500. Will Kevin feature the kids in his next music video (like his image isn't damaged enough)? Yes is at +500 and No is at -1000.

Check out the other crazy props BetUS has on K-Fed! There are odds for whether or not he'll get caught driving with the kids in his lap! How likely is it that Kevin will shave the boys' heads completely? Will he get caught, like his former boss Michael Jackson, dangling his kids off a balcony? Oh, people, there is no end to the madness! These props sounds so absurd but I could totally see some of them coming to fruition! Put down some cash and wait for them to happen!

Labels: American Idol, BetUS, Britney Spears, divorce, f-fed, jayden james, kevin federline, Michael Jackson, Sanjaya Malakar, sean preston, sober

posted by Bonnie Bentley at 1:04 PM